Paula is there. Lets see if she is loaded.

There is a theme but it makes no sense. They are singing two songs tonight. One song from Leiber & Stoller and another song from this week’s Billboard charts. Any chart. Should be interesting.

Anthony’s first song: Poison Ivy. Oh dear god. I love this song, but I am not sure about this version. For one thing, he sucks. Second, it sounds like a Mickey Mouse Club singer is doing this. I swear to God I half expect Hillary Duff to jump out and start singing with him. He has his glasses on again, he is cuter with them.

Comments: Randy- Out of tune not great and some unrecognizable a’ights and dawgs and dudes. Paula- Paula says something I do not know. Something about it being positive. Simon- Insipid amateurish performance. Bad. You need to do better.

Scott: He is singing On Broadway. He says some shit about singing it for Simon who told him to pack his bags. “I am not leaving until I am a star on Broadway!” uhmm Hun, American Idols is not search for Broadway stars. Hillbilly idiot. I really have a hard time looking at him. I loved Rueben because he was humble and had heart when he sang. This kid is a fucking idiot and talks like he is a musical god.

Comment: Randy- was good not great. You always manage to do just enough to squeak by. Paula- you have Moxie. She is now trying to explain what moxie is and I am taking bets on who’s head will explode first, hers or dingleberry’s. Simon- you still suck but that was your best performance.

Vonzell: Some Elvi
s song. Treat Me Nice. bleh I like Vonzell, she is a great singer. I did not love this. She is good though. Bad idea to sing songs people do not really know. Makes them forgettable. She is a great singer so she sells it.

Comments: Randy- Great great great with a song I do not even know. Paula- You could work on Broadway in a minute. Simon- elements of it were good. The performance was a mess.